Indians Epic Pwnage of the Yankees.
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Clowns, Good or Evil or America and Coulrophobia: Part 1 & 2

One could say, with very little contradiction, that people generally don't like clowns. If you happen to love clowns, I'm sorry, but you are in the minority, if you really really love clowns, chances are you are a clown yourself, and therefore beyond saving. But why? Why do we hate clowns? A clowns only purpose in life is to make people laugh, it is their job to bring joy to people's lives. So why do we fear, despise, and otherwise loath these make up wearing fools?

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A word on SantaThere’s something about tonight, December the 24, that is special, some would even say magical. Christmas is cool and fun, but I know for me, most of my family tradition is centered around Christmas eve. And for me ever Christmas eve I find myself remembering the eves of yesterday, when I was still a kid. Every Christmas eve happened the same way for years. The day would be spent watching TV, starring with hungry eyes at the tree, ogling the presents like a drunk ogles the ladies at the bar. test

It’s christmas, and you suck.

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this, but just in case I haven’t, or you didn’t read it, I have two jobs, one is a desk job; the other is a customer service employee at a clothing store. I’m not going to name any names, but it might be named after a branch of the armed services. Anyway, working at this place means that I’m subjected to a lot of Christmas songs. And by a lot, I mean a lot. From November to January all I hear are Christmas songs. Everything from Mariah Carry to Run DMC.

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Chick Rock, Another Word. After I posted my first blog entry, and my first reader (who just so happens to be my sister) read it, she had some input for me. She likes chick rock, but she pointed out that everything I said was true. And the most true thing was the reasoning for listening to chick rock, the reassuring nature of the song. She asked me a simple question, “Why is that?” My first response was “I don’t know,” and my current response is… I don’t know. But, in the interest of having some body to this entry, I think I have a good idea why. So what is it? Sexual roles. test

Quick! Call animal control! We got a case of Big Foot infestation!I heard about this story recently and I had to comment on it. Why? Well, I got a soft spot in my heart for Crypto zoology, and I am a hunter. So what’s up. Well, apparently when I’m walking into the woods at 5 in the morning, bears shouldn’t be the only thing on the back of my mind. Now I also need to be aware of Squach. That’s right, big foot, Sasquatch, yeti, the Abominable Snowman , the monster of bogy creek, crazy killing bipedal ape, whatever you want to call it. test

A Letter to Joe TorreDear Mr. Torre First of all, let me state for the record, that I am not a Yankees fan. That being said, let me express my severe disappointment that you will not be back next year to lead the New York Yankees. I understand that as of late, many have been upset with your refusal to take 5 million for another year with the Yankees. Let me just say this Mr. Torre, I am not one of them. I, for one, back up your decision not to settle for only a meager 5 million. Why is that? Hope, Mr.test

A Word on Chick Rock.

I, as a general rule, don’t really like commercials (who does), although I am fascinated by good advertising campaigns. Recently though there have been commercials for shampoo, I don’t really remember the brand, that features the song “Feel the Rain on Your Skin,” by Natasha Bedingfield. I have to say, I absolutely abhor this commercial.

 

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