I got a Threadless Submission.

Alright guys, I need everyone's help on this one. I just got a threadless design up for submission. What does that mean? Means a design (seen at right) that I designed is up for consideration to be turned into a T-shirt and sold by Threadless.

Cool huh?

So here's the part where I need YOUR help. I'm hoping that everyone will go to Threadless and score my design. You will need a threadless account, so sign up if you don't have one, and then vote. 5s would be great, and if you click on "I'd buy this as a t" that would be really awesome too. Don't forget to spread the word! Tell your friends, your family, your co-workers, your cat, the birds at your bird feeder, etc. All the help I can get would be greatly appreciated.

Again, the link is here.

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How to stop tailgaters.

I think everyone at some point has a run in with a tailgater. Unless you are a perpetual tailgater, in which case, quit being an ass, driving like a prick requires no special skill or ability and besides, women say 3 inches is plenty anyway.

So if you can't tell, I really don't much care for tailgaters. The way I see it is that they are kinda dumb for thinking riding a person's bumper is going to make them go faster. Trust me, it isn't. Actually when someone comes flying up behind me (and I know I'm not the only one out there) and begins to ride my rear, it generally makes me go slower. So apart from being witless wonders concerned with the size of their engine, they also seem to take the serious task of driving a tad lightly. I mean, people die in car accidents, why recently two students from a town where I lived in died when they drove their car into a tree going way faster than they should have been. So yeah, the car will not always protect you, and you are not made of steel.

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Canadian Goose: Majestic Waterfowl or Bastard of the Animal Kingdom.

Ahhh, yes, the Canadian Goose. Many associate this bird’s yearly migration with the coming and leaving of winter. Often their nasally, honking cackle is welcomed by frozen citizens of sub arctic suburbia as there return means a general chance at thawing out their frostbitten feet during the sunny Sundays of spring.

Once more these handsome birds, with their elegant black plumage, their white distinctive chin strapping, and adorable little wattle, make a fine Christmas meal. Or any meal for that matter. It doesn’t have to be for Christmas, goose just tastes good. So what’s not to like about these picturesque aves? One of the symbols of our northern neighbors and their remote unseen beauty.

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How to Survive a Giant Monster Attack

So you've just been thrown out of your comfortable bed by what appears to be a series of small earth quakes followed by a roar in the distance. If you live in New York, Tokyo, or any other ocean side city, there is a chance you are experiencing a giant monster attack (If you do not live in a ocean side city, the chance of a giant monster attack is much smaller, however, it's best to assume the worst).

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